Me? Stubborn?

After kissing the pavement with the motorcycle on Saturday, this is what I call my elbow. I think I really cranked my neck and my shoulder blades are suspiciously sore. I feel like I got hit by a truck and it feels worse with each new day.
Doesn't matter, I need to come up with some quick cash for a bike of my own! Anyone need a haircut? A retro boudoir photo session? A bass amp? A beautiful bronica 6x6 pro camera with lenses and polaroid back? Maybe I should set up a kissing booth at the Brown Ski Pants Mall.