I tell you guys all the time that I bruise wicked easily. It's crazy, really. If you poke me in the leg, I will bruise.
This is what I've been dealing with since I tried to squeeze my big arse out of the fire dept van on New Year's Eve. You know those vans with the double side doors? Well we tried to be right cool and only open one side.. and I tried to be right cool and go straight out! What does this tell you? My arse is wider than a single door. This is really funny.
3 comments:
Jesus.. you weren't kidding about that bruise! Good lord woman!!
it looks like the one i just showed you on my thigh!
tar pond bites are everywhere man!!run for your lives!!!
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